So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My bed smells like the plague
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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