And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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