Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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