i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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