ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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