Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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