brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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