Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
