I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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