Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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