Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You're so nebulous sometimes
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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