Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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