I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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