Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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