if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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