normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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