:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
