vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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