Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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