i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Houston, we have a squirter
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Randomize
