i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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