So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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