Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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