So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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