Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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