Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
