Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
