if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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