brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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