question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Dick very happy bro
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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