I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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