So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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