What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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