at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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