I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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