in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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