What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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