Cold hands, warm shart.
Sponge bath it is.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
God, I missed his penis.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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