I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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