How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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