I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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