Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
