she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think a kid would responsible me up
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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