my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
third nipple confirmed
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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