You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just googled if crying burns calories
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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