I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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