found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
This baby is an asshole
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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