Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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