I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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