Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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