No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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