Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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