That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
