Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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