You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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