Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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