Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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