The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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