Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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