I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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