My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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