I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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