her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Less talking, more tequila
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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